I love space fabric the way Klingons like folksy sayings about enemies and food that squirms unpleasantly. I love it more than Riker loves his beard (but not more than Data loves Spot, because some things are sacred, man). More than Q loves being a complete jerk, more than Geordi loves the warp core, and possibly more than Janeway loves coffee (but it's really really close).
I also love making metaphors using pop culture nerd references.
THIS IS A FULL BOLT, 10m. It's deeply discounted because we're running out of space :D